Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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