Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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