are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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