He kissed a someone with a penis
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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