doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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