Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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