Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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