garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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