Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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