When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
