We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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