He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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