That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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