Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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