I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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