He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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