Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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