Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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