is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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