I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
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I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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