five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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