So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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