I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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