so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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