the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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