We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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