so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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