mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think a kid would responsible me up
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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