it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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