His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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