Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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