is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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