i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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