so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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