just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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