Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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