Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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