matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
honey bunches of taint.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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