come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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