at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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