I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm too high and old for this...
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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