any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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