Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".