i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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