Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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