the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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