Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
it was like having sex with a tree stump
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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