I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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