So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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