I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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