worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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