the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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