I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
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He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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