he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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