At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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